20 Ways To Deal With Stress
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1. Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.
2. When someone says "have a nice day", tell them you have other plans.
3. Make a list of things to do that you have already done.
4. Dance naked in front of your pets.
5. Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send him to pre-school as if
nothing is wrong.
6. Tape pictures of your boss on watermelons and launch them from high places.
7. Leaf through "National Geographic" and draw underwear on the natives.
8. Tattoo "Out to Lunch" on your forehead.
9. Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next day.
10. Pay your electric bill in pennies.
11. Drive to work in reverse.
12. Sit naked on a shelled hard-boiled egg.
13. Polish your car with earwax.
14. Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages.
15. Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you.
16. Braid the hairs in each nostril.
17. Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend they're in jail.
18. Bill your doctor for time spent in his waiting room.
19. Buy a box of condoms. Ask the cashier where the fitting rooms are,
and ask for help.
20. Do your assignments in binary code.
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