The Top Ten Reasons You Know You Are A Computer Junkie..
10. You have a plaque at home that says, "Homepage sweet Homepage".
9. You put on a wet suit to surf the net.
8. You lied to your friends by telling them you cleaned your windows
last weekend but you actually cleaned your monitor to see Windows.
7. You wear condoms on all fingers so you don't catch a computer virus.
6. You go to the rodeo to see all the "Yahoos" everyone is talking
about.
5. You pick Microsoft over Charmin because you think it's softer.
4. You keep your cat outside so it doesn't eat your mouse.
3. You get mad at the waiter because he hands you a menu with
appetizers instead of a "Start" menu.
2. You are still reading this Top Ten List.
And The Number 1 Reason You Know You Are A Computer Junkie...(drum roll)
1. You chose Internet over intercourse!
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