The following are excerpts from various American medical
journals.....prepare yourself, they are pretty amazing (But all
are True) You have been warned!!!!
INNER SKELETON -
A 63-year-old widow was admitted to hospital in Recife,
Brazil, suffering abdominal pains. X-rays showed that she was
carrying a 20-inch long skeleton of a fetus which she conceived a
decade earlier. It had become lodged outside the womb and was
never expelled from her body.
FEMALE SOFA -
A 500 lb. woman from Illinois was examined in the hospital. During
the examination, an asthma inhaler fell from under her armpit, a dime
was found under one of her breasts, and a remote control was found
lodged between the folds of her vulva.
OUCH! -
A couple hobbled into a Washington emergency room covered in
bloodied restaurant towels. The man had his around his waist,
and the woman had hers around her head. They eventually explained
to doctors that they had gone out that evening for a romantic dinner.
Overcome with passion, the woman crept under the table to administer
oral sex to the man. While in the act, she had an epileptic fit, which
caused her to clamp down on the man's member and wrench it from
side to side. In agony and desperation, the man grabbed a fork and
stabbed her in the head until she let go.
SEX EDUCATION -
A Californian doctor examining a young woman with abdominal pains
asked her if she was sexually active. She said that she wasn't. A
later examination showed that she was pregnant. Asked why she said that she
was not sexually active, the woman replied "I'm not, I just lie there."
When asked if she knew who the father was, with a puzzled look she.replied,
"No.Who?
BLIND DRUNK -
A drunk staggered into a Pennsylvania ER complaining of severe pain
while trying to remove his contact lenses. He said that they would
come out halfway, but they always popped back in. A nurse tried to help
using a suction pump, but without success. Finally, a doctor examined him
and discovered that the man did not have his contact lenses in at all.He
had been trying to rip out the membrane of his cornea.
GROWING SEASON -
An old woman in a North Carolina ER complained of green vines
growing from her vagina. Investigation revealed a large potato trapped
in her womb. The woman then suddenly remembered that she had inserte it two
weeks previously, because she thought that her uterus was falling out.
LAST STAND -
A Cambridge man hobbled into the ER complaining of a permanent
erection. He admitted to doctors that while on holiday in Cuba, he
frequented many brothels, and in one he was given some erectile cream
to keep him hard. He was told to use it sparingly. However, since he
was having so much fun, he kept using more and more. By the time,came
to the ER, all the blood vessel in his penis were swollen and his
testicles had ballooned in size. Doctors could do nothing except
prescribe pain killers, and told him that it would return to flaccidity in a few days.
They also told him to enjoy his erection while it lasted, because it
was going to be his last.
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